They confirm my deeply held belief about humanity:
“People are weird, yo.”
don’t like me quotes – this remains my #1 search term. But I do… like you. I swear.
star wars lightsabers crossed – this is a very popular search also. And I’m dorky enough to be thrilled it leads to ME!
chubby baby, also gestational diabetes baby, chubby babies, big chubby baby, and babies with rolls – C is not thrilled that I posted that baby picture of her. But she was such a cute Buddha Baby!
I’m hard to surprise by a “search term” anymore, but what is really interesting is that these came up MORE THAN ONCE:
it’s the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you – I’ve read it over several times, no idea what either of you are talking about.
hipster grandpa – my Dad will be thrilled. All because of my little homage to his dumpster diving tendencies.
instruction on braiding armpit hair – I’ll have to put that one on pintrest.
merits of wearing pants – it’s a lively debate in our house. I’m glad we’re not alone.
ancient diapers – how ancient are we talking? This seems like a good time to send them to talk to their Dad.
orange vomit child, also sticky orange vomit AND best way to handle vomit-covered child – ya, really makes you want to read my blog more often.
A few more, these appeared only once, but that still seems like too many:
movie recommendation for love making – not that kind of blog dude.
oprah’s lifeclass mom doesn’t want to babys it grandkids – what the what?
girl wearing pull up in high school? – tapping into my deepest fear right now…
funny facebook pictures that are appropriate for christians – as opposed to those inappropriate ones that are GREAT for non-christians.
can my down syndrvome baby have a hair cut – yes
big girl panty harness – ummm.
is it true that christian bribes do not wearing panties at their marriage time and remain naked under wedding dress – first of all, when bribing someone to marry you, perhaps going commando is a good idea. But if we assume you mean “bride” then apparently I wasted a lot of money on my wedding day lingerie. Who knew?
you can’t restrain me with logic – right on brother!
daddy wears panties – That’s the rumor. Glen may kill me for this particular post (Underwear Crisis).
he was crazy to not wear underwear – Was he a christian bribe? Cause then it would totally make sense.
im not a hipster but i can make your hips stir lyrics – I would buy this on iTunes. For real.
So here’s me, thank you for reading; however you found me. Except for the handful of people looking for “modern day torture club”; stop reading and seek help immediately.